Sitting at the Bar

One of the best places to have a joke is in the bar. It is a place of magic where anything can happen! The problem is that it is almost always men who are in bad shape that go to the bar....


There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."




A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 3 shots of Tequila and a beer chaser. 
The bartender asks "What are we celebrating?" 
The man replies "I just had my first blow-job".
The bartender smiles and says, "Well, congratulations! Let me get you an additional shot of Tequila on the house!"
The man replies, "If 3 shots of Tequila and a beer chaser don't get this taste out of my mouth, I don’t think nothing will!”