"My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."
"One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy...Hey buddy...why are you doing that for? He said..Because you came home early."
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!"
"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday"