Funnyman

The problem with being the "funny one" amongst your friends is that you have to be able to be at least slightly funny on demand. This is not as easy as you might think. The fastest way to get out of an awkward social moment is to drop a joke, the more awkward the moment the less funny the joke has to be. [1] But yuo cant go telling a dead baby joke to your boss and your friends at the pub probably wont like your office supply joke so now you have to memorize enough jokes to get you through any social setting.
Thats what I am here for. To talk you through the theory behind jokes and the basic structure of the joke so you may be able to craft your own joke to suit any situation.

[1]This is called the "Thats what she said" Theory.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Self Depreciation.

I dont like it, but it will almost always get a laugh, Here is an ode to a Bad Marriage.

"My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."


"One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy...Hey buddy...why are you doing that for? He said..Because you came home early."


"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!"


"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday"
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