Funnyman

The problem with being the "funny one" amongst your friends is that you have to be able to be at least slightly funny on demand. This is not as easy as you might think. The fastest way to get out of an awkward social moment is to drop a joke, the more awkward the moment the less funny the joke has to be. [1] But yuo cant go telling a dead baby joke to your boss and your friends at the pub probably wont like your office supply joke so now you have to memorize enough jokes to get you through any social setting.
Thats what I am here for. To talk you through the theory behind jokes and the basic structure of the joke so you may be able to craft your own joke to suit any situation.

[1]This is called the "Thats what she said" Theory.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Where are you going...

Sometimes for a joke to work you have to build up to it, the punch line should come right when the listener is starts to get confused as to what is going on...

A PENGUIN IS TAKING A ROAD TRIP WHEN HIS CAR BREAKS DOWN. LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE FINDS HIMSELF JUST DOWN THE STREET FROM A MECHANIC. SO, HE PUSHES HIS CAR TO THE SHOP AND ASKS THE MECHANIC TO TAKE A LOOK. THE MECHANIC TELLS HIM THAT IT WILL PROBABLY TAKE A LITTLE WHILE TO FIND THE PROBLEM AND ASKS HIM TO COME BACK IN AN HOUR.
THE PENGUIN GOES OVER TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BUYS SOME FROZEN FISH AND SOME VANILLA ICE CREAM FOR LUNCH AND SPENDS THE REST OF THE HOUR HANGING OUT IN THE FROZEN FOODS SECTION. AFTER THE HOUR IS UP, HE WADDLES BACK OVER TO THE MECHANIC'S SHOP. SEEING HIM COMING, THE MECHANIC WALKS OVER, AND WIPING HIS HANDS ON A RAG, SAYS,"LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE JUST BLOWN A SEAL." THE PENGUIN BLUSHES, WIPES HIS BEAK WITH HIS FLIPPER AND SAYS, "NO, IT'S JUST SOME VANILLA ICE CREAM."
Posted by BigMike at 7:47 AM
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