Funnyman

The problem with being the "funny one" amongst your friends is that you have to be able to be at least slightly funny on demand. This is not as easy as you might think. The fastest way to get out of an awkward social moment is to drop a joke, the more awkward the moment the less funny the joke has to be. [1] But yuo cant go telling a dead baby joke to your boss and your friends at the pub probably wont like your office supply joke so now you have to memorize enough jokes to get you through any social setting.
Thats what I am here for. To talk you through the theory behind jokes and the basic structure of the joke so you may be able to craft your own joke to suit any situation.

[1]This is called the "Thats what she said" Theory.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Blonde jokes #2

So the premise is: blondes are unintelligent and promiscuous.
(That means Stupid and Slutty for all the blondes reading this)


Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.


Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Bondi Blonde Beer


Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.


Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.


Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!


Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
Don't worry, you will get it right sooner or later. 


Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.


Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.


Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
And she tried so HARD!



26 comments:

  1. Haha, all of these are great.

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  2. haha, awesome! :D
    Definitely following this. :)

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  3. Yeah I hate when people expect a funny response from someone. I'm more of a guy that responds to stuff on the fly, so it bugs me when people ask me a loaded question and expect a funny answer

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  4. OMG, I love the one about her pants. Blonde jokes are ever better when you are telling them to a blonde girl who dyed her hair. She can run but she can't hide

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  5. Gotta love the blonde jokes lol

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  6. Why did the blonde put a curtain in front of her computer?
    To shut off windows.

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  7. Ha ha ha I wish I could use these without getting my behind kicked :P Way to funny!

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  8. I was missing the pic in your other blog but now I know where they went. All jokes were great haha

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  9. Poor blonde girls have it so hard.

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  10. Very true about being the funny one, and some good jokes in there too

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  11. they might be dumb but damn id give em a ride

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  12. Lmao these jokes are awesome ;D

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