Funnyman

The problem with being the "funny one" amongst your friends is that you have to be able to be at least slightly funny on demand. This is not as easy as you might think. The fastest way to get out of an awkward social moment is to drop a joke, the more awkward the moment the less funny the joke has to be. [1] But yuo cant go telling a dead baby joke to your boss and your friends at the pub probably wont like your office supply joke so now you have to memorize enough jokes to get you through any social setting.
Thats what I am here for. To talk you through the theory behind jokes and the basic structure of the joke so you may be able to craft your own joke to suit any situation.

[1]This is called the "Thats what she said" Theory.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Blonde jokes #2

So the premise is: blondes are unintelligent and promiscuous.
(That means Stupid and Slutty for all the blondes reading this)


Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.


Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Bondi Blonde Beer


Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.


Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.


Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!


Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
Don't worry, you will get it right sooner or later. 


Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.


Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.


Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
And she tried so HARD!
Posted by BigMike at 6:45 AM
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25 comments:

  1. Stuck In SyndeyJune 9, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    Crackers!

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  2. AnonymousJune 9, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    Haha, all of these are great.

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  3. EmptyJune 9, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    haha, awesome! :D
    Definitely following this. :)

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  4. ZachJune 9, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Yeah I hate when people expect a funny response from someone. I'm more of a guy that responds to stuff on the fly, so it bugs me when people ask me a loaded question and expect a funny answer

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  5. KamatacciJune 9, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    OMG, I love the one about her pants. Blonde jokes are ever better when you are telling them to a blonde girl who dyed her hair. She can run but she can't hide

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  6. AnonymousJune 9, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    hotttt....great fotos

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  7. JohnJune 9, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    Gotta love the blonde jokes lol

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  8. Red13June 9, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    Great jokes, following

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  9. MariekeJune 9, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    Why did the blonde put a curtain in front of her computer?
    To shut off windows.

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  10. WhitelightJune 9, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    HAHA great jokes :)

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  11. oinyoJune 9, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Ha ha ha I wish I could use these without getting my behind kicked :P Way to funny!

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  12. BreakingbrokersJune 9, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    HAHAHAHA lol love blonde jokes

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  13. DesktoperJune 9, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    HAHAHAHHA genius!

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  14. Duhniel S.June 9, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    LOL!
    the last one is so good!

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  15. MercurioJune 9, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    I was missing the pic in your other blog but now I know where they went. All jokes were great haha

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  16. Astronomy PirateJune 9, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    Poor blonde girls have it so hard.

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  17. DanielJune 10, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    hahaha nice!

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  18. Elliot MacLeod-MichaelJune 10, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    very nice, esp the last one

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  19. FrostyJune 10, 2011 at 2:28 AM

    Very true about being the funny one, and some good jokes in there too

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  20. BTN Hip HopJune 10, 2011 at 2:33 AM

    they might be dumb but damn id give em a ride

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  21. JayPowerJune 10, 2011 at 3:18 AM

    Lmao these jokes are awesome ;D

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  22. supearmyJune 10, 2011 at 3:29 AM

    Hahaha brilliant!

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  23. PopularAiJune 10, 2011 at 4:18 AM

    Great jokes.

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  24. **Hype.Planet**June 10, 2011 at 5:03 AM

    Love this blog, following this!:)

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  25. Finding Cheap HomesJune 10, 2011 at 6:19 AM

    Haha the last one was hilarious!

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