(That means Stupid and Slutty for all the blondes reading this)
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
|Bondi Blonde Beer|
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
|Don't worry, you will get it right sooner or later.|
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
|And she tried so HARD!|