The problem with being the "funny one" amongst your friends is that you have to be able to be at least slightly funny on demand. This is not as easy as you might think. The fastest way to get out of an awkward social moment is to drop a joke, the more awkward the moment the less funny the joke has to be. [1] But yuo cant go telling a dead baby joke to your boss and your friends at the pub probably wont like your office supply joke so now you have to memorize enough jokes to get you through any social setting.
Thats what I am here for. To talk you through the theory behind jokes and the basic structure of the joke so you may be able to craft your own joke to suit any situation.

[1]This is called the "Thats what she said" Theory.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Dont get mad, get even.

Everyone likes it when the under dog wins, when the down trodden get to "get back at" their oppressors.

A grandfather and his grandson were sitting on the porch when the grandfather grabs a beer and begins to drink it.

The grandson asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"

Grandpa asks, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

“Well no,” said the grandson.

“Then you’re not old enough to have a beer.” said grandpa.

A few minutes later, the grandfather pulls out a cigar and lights it up.

Grandson asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

“Can your dick touch your ass?” asks grandpa.

“No” said the grandson.

“Then you’re not old enough to have a cigar.”  

A little later the grandson comes walking out of the house with some cookies.

Grandpa asks, "Hey can I have a cookie?"

Grandson asks "Can your dick touch your ass?"

“Well, hell yeah”, said grandpa.

“Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me!”

laugh old man, Laugh!

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