Dont get mad, get even.

Everyone likes it when the under dog wins, when the down trodden get to "get back at" their oppressors.

A grandfather and his grandson were sitting on the porch when the grandfather grabs a beer and begins to drink it.

The grandson asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"

Grandpa asks, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

“Well no,” said the grandson.

“Then you’re not old enough to have a beer.” said grandpa.

A few minutes later, the grandfather pulls out a cigar and lights it up.

Grandson asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

“Can your dick touch your ass?” asks grandpa.

“No” said the grandson.

“Then you’re not old enough to have a cigar.”  

A little later the grandson comes walking out of the house with some cookies.

Grandpa asks, "Hey can I have a cookie?"

Grandson asks "Can your dick touch your ass?"

“Well, hell yeah”, said grandpa.

“Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me!”

laugh old man, Laugh!