Funnyman

The problem with being the "funny one" amongst your friends is that you have to be able to be at least slightly funny on demand. This is not as easy as you might think. The fastest way to get out of an awkward social moment is to drop a joke, the more awkward the moment the less funny the joke has to be. [1] But yuo cant go telling a dead baby joke to your boss and your friends at the pub probably wont like your office supply joke so now you have to memorize enough jokes to get you through any social setting.
Thats what I am here for. To talk you through the theory behind jokes and the basic structure of the joke so you may be able to craft your own joke to suit any situation.

[1]This is called the "Thats what she said" Theory.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Battle of the sexes part 2

Men generally feel nagged by their wives...  So the humor skews to that point... 
I married Miss Right.
- I just didn't know her first name was Always.


I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
- I don't like to interrupt her.


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.
- It's called wedding cake.


Marriage is a three ring circus:
- Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.


In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
- Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.


A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted."
- The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."


Why do men break wind more than women?
- Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.


This is how they reel us in... 

17 comments:

  1. ahahahaa, quality stuff as usual "Why do men break wind more than women?
    - Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the pressure." lol

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  2. OMG! These are fricken hilarious!
    Seriously, thanks for sharing man!

    Definitely following!

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  3. This blog is great, good posts man c: Following.

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  4. I have to memorize some of those haha

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  5. Welcome to my husband's life.

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  6. Damn that girl is fineeee ;D

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  7. hot girl. and man those cracked me up!

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  8. Why do men die before their wives?
    - They want to.
    ^ this x) I love it.

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  9. Why do men die before their wives?
    - They want to.

    Haha!

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  10. great post....interesting picture!

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  11. At first I had something to say but then that hot girl at the end made me realize that IS indeed how they get us.

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