Funnyman

The problem with being the "funny one" amongst your friends is that you have to be able to be at least slightly funny on demand. This is not as easy as you might think. The fastest way to get out of an awkward social moment is to drop a joke, the more awkward the moment the less funny the joke has to be. [1] But yuo cant go telling a dead baby joke to your boss and your friends at the pub probably wont like your office supply joke so now you have to memorize enough jokes to get you through any social setting.
Thats what I am here for. To talk you through the theory behind jokes and the basic structure of the joke so you may be able to craft your own joke to suit any situation.

[1]This is called the "Thats what she said" Theory.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Knock Knock joke...

The knock Knock joke is an all time classic, with millions of variables. It is also one of the first jokes kids learn to tell because of the simple premise.


Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.


Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.


Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to open the door?

15 comments:

  1. That image made me laugh way more than it should have

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  2. LOL... I love telling my girlfriend knock knock jokes. She hates them, and they annoy her every time, so these will be perfect!

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  3. They're soooo corny! I'm a pretty awkward person, so I love telling really corny jokes :)

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  4. I like the KGB one from The Office.

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  5. Ehh, not one for knock knock jokes.

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  6. My personal fav comes from the comedy duo Barats & Beretta:



    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Interrupting completely un-called for.

    Interrupting complet-

    *SLAP ACROSS THE FACE*

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  7. omg, interesting very nice :D

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  8. hahah some of those jokes are great :D

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  9. I got a good chuckle out of these not the best jokes ever but ok :P

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  10. I'm a child, these jokes amuse me far too much.

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