Funnyman

The problem with being the "funny one" amongst your friends is that you have to be able to be at least slightly funny on demand. This is not as easy as you might think. The fastest way to get out of an awkward social moment is to drop a joke, the more awkward the moment the less funny the joke has to be. [1] But yuo cant go telling a dead baby joke to your boss and your friends at the pub probably wont like your office supply joke so now you have to memorize enough jokes to get you through any social setting.
Thats what I am here for. To talk you through the theory behind jokes and the basic structure of the joke so you may be able to craft your own joke to suit any situation.

[1]This is called the "Thats what she said" Theory.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

You Might Be A Redneck If:

Rednecks are easy to make fun of because they are so different then anything else in the world.


He is their poster boy!
-None of your shirts cover your stomach.
-You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
-You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
-You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
-You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
-Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.


-You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
-You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
-You own a homemade fur coat.
-The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
-You think the stock market has a fence around it.
-You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
-You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
-You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
-You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
-You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
-Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
-Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
I feel bad for the dog... 


-You think genitalia is an Italian airline.
-You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
-You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
-Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
-You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
-The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
-Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
-The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

24 comments:

  1. Lmao the first pic is so funny ;D

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  2. Had a good laugh. Where do you get these?

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  3. haha, some funny ones in there. Like the dual airbags one.

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  4. Wow I've done some of this >_<
    Ugh.

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  5. nice blog, following

    i follow back!

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  6. hahaha that last one is hilarious !

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  7. That wedding photo is brilliant

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  8. ahh... good old jeff foxworthy =D

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  9. Poor rednecks, the butt of jokes around the world

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  10. A sixer and a bug zapper is high quality entertainment

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